Please don’t get your hopes up about Murkowski.  She does this shit all the time.  I want to believe, I really do, but history has proven that she will say what needs to be said to get people to thank her, but then will fuck it up at the last minute.

She only voted against Kavanaugh though because it was a sure thing that he was getting the nomination.  No subtance.

Exactly.  Making promises such as this one is Murkowski’s bread and butter.

Murkowski is a fucking snake. She’s my senator unfortunately, and I’ve learned all too well that she likes to play the “progressive republican” to court folks from the left, but ultimately fucks us all in the ass when it counts.  She can give some great lip service, but then ducks out of it with some back-room dealing…

Hey now, no need to disparage the bears.

No Brooke Davis? Pass.

Hallmark Christmas movies = success?

Alaska hasn’t had seatback monitors for a while now.  They hardly even offer up their tablet rentals anymore, because practically every passenger has their own device.  The nice thing about Alaska (and some other airlines, I think) is that if you download their app before takeoff, you can watch movies and tv for free…

My husband used to work in the tourism sector in Alaska. He and his co-workers would always refer to the majority of the cruise passengers as the “newly-wed and nearly-dead.”

I have them leave out the sour cream and add the spicy ranch. It’s as close to the Baja sauce that I’ve been able to get.

I hate the “you get summers off!” argument. I am actually dreading this coming summer because I have more trainings than ever, I have to write an entirely new curriculum for two of my classes, and I’m taking classes myself. I’m already overwhelmed at just the thought of it.

Yep.  I just have my paychecks spread out over 12 months instead of 10, so basically I’m getting paid in July for work I did in May.

Alaska to stop doing that.

Look, I think the real shame in all this is that Democrats are perfectly capable of agreeing on the fact that they’re comfortable ripping babies from straight from their mother’s womb or killing a baby after birth

It’s very telling that many people only know him because of his Taylor Swift covers. Just a different way of using a woman to obtain more power.

Why keep a full kitchen staff if he eats from KFC every day?

The lights on the tree must be the same color.  I cannot stand seeing the multi-colored strands on Christmas trees.  Let the ornaments be your variety, people!!

Two weeks ago, we suffered an earthquake in the middle of the school day.  I couldn’t even remember to grab my KEYS as we were evacuating the building, but now they want me to have the presence of mind to grab a gun, remember my training, and face a kid with a death wish?  No thanks.

What the fuck? That’s horrible, I’m so sorry.