Who tells a stranger she has “nice skin?”

My family didn’t go to the movies a lot when I was growing up/a teenager. We wanted to till everything came to the video store (Video Library, Hollywood Video, my dad hated Blockbuster). So in 96 it was a big deal when we all went and saw the most talked about movie of the time “Twister.” We didn’t go see another…

Why did you have to say “tag team” anywhere near a mention of Trump.

I dunno... The NYT has been ripping pretty hard into the Trump administration. What are they supposed to do, post Trump’s picture on the front page of every issue with the headline “This Fuckstick Is Fucking Hitler, Ya Dumb Shits”?

Am I the only one who thinks of Jonathan Brandis and then gets sad whenever SeaQuest is mentioned? Yes, I’m an old, for certain values of “old.”

Chicken shit.

When the people don’t get bread, the crumbs are loaves.

If her goal is to abolish schools, I guess getting the libs on her side for an issue will be like lube for when she fucks us over.

I think I’m just in a really bad mood today but this interview pissed me off. “Oh no, feminism is too mainstream so I need to call myself something else! People who call themselves feminists who don’t work to solve every single problem in the fucking world and also overthrow capitalism every minute of their lives…

“your experience is the only thing that’s valid.”

It must be nice to be the only person doing feminism right.

It’s so sad that the term has been ruined to the point where actual feminists don’t want to use it anymore. I’ll still use it. I may not write books, but I feel like just saying I’m a feminist is confrontational enough to make a point. I’ll let my words and actions be a witness to what feminism is actually about, to…

Someone yelled “Irregardless is not a word!” at Mark Sanford at a town hall the other day and I felt warm inside in a way I haven’t since November 5th.

I may hate Justin Bieber, but he is still better than Donald Trump.

“It’s ironic that no matter how many times he talks about this that it’s never good enough.”

This doesn’t work with every bigoted conversation, but as a straight white guy, a lot of bullshit I hear is framed as stuff like “Women, am I right?!” I like to look at them blankly and say “What do you mean?” Just act completely, utterly confused by any negative stereotypes. Often asking people to explain their…