Who should Trump consult about his problem with leaking?

I misread this and expected to hear someone yell “baby hands” during the press conference. I was disappointed.

As a former veterinary nurse and biologist, I appreciate your vigilance. But it’s a false equivalency. Going to Seaworld is opinional. Eating is not. And though I was a vegetarian for 20 years, eating food loaded with nutrients like iron and arachnodonic acid is not a crime. The onus of humane farming should be on…

It’s too damn soon.

He’s apparently bored? All that government work is for nerds.

Also, of course, if people have to get sitters for their kids if all the qualified teachers strike, those people are likely to also be women.

The posting talks about self-care, and how we all need to practice it. For me, a lot of self-care is structuring my day so as not to be a mother 100% of the time, so I can go to work and study and be a woman who isn’t defined by my motherhood. It’d be the opposite of self-care to stay home all day with my kid and do…

And this could force women who really CAN’T afford to strike to have to stay home with their kids, which could harm a lot of people.

Just posted this! WHITE HOUSE TOO!!!

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

Yeah, I was coming to say that. The skit at the end where Leslie Jones and Vanessa Bayer were trying out to play Trump was probably in that vein as well.

I think my fave part of Melissa’s Spicey skit was when she turned the press room into QVC for Ivanka’s crap.

Meanwhile Kellyanne is still showing her support for Ivanka’s fashion line..

Yeah. Whenever I see shit like this I get Jackie Chan WTF Meme Face. Like, the FUCK DID YOU THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN.

How abt he starts by building a wall between his businesses and the Presidency?

Bet he’s taking the D pretty hard!!!

not only that but what happens to her kids? it says she was married but is that the children’s father? there are a lot of kids who are citizens and their parents get deported... and guess what? they end up in the foster care system, which in itself is a really huge ethical, moral issue, but COSTS HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS…

Jesus christ. With all of the problems law enforcement and our legal system need to be concerned with... we’re fucking throwing out human beings like we’re throwing out the trash. Dammit people! Just... dammit.