I understand the thin blue line. I understand that cops think, “That coulda been me. Mistake made. Gotta support my brother.” But I’m a public school teacher. If I found out that a teacher was fucking a student, there’d be no way that my knee-jerk response would be, “Well...you have to understand that...” Give me a…

So relevant today. RIP.

It’s actually true— the ambulance didn’t come equipped with a time machine to go back two weeks so his parents could take him to a doctor.

This isn’t about people like you (who sounds AWESOME btw) it’s about the lawmakers who say that specifically to deflect any sort of accountability or do anything in the wake of these tragedies. I hate that the shorthand is “thoughts and prayers” because we all do this in the wake of tragedy, but this isn’t about your…

I bet he never throws rocks at cars again.

This makes absolute sense and my heart aches for this man. Having said that, that's a fucking amazing picture.

Thank you. Not “relationship,” either. Predatory behavior and grooming. And fuck that fucking family.

He had moldering copies of Hustler coming out of his mattress, moldering copies of Hustler coming out of his....whatever.

“it is what it is”

There is no fucking way this is not a photoshop...

First time I’ve seen on of these and thought, “Yeah, that kind of works.”

When my wife was bald and in chemo, I'd have given anything to have to deal with random hair around the house. When she first started chemo, it fell out in giant clumps, leaving a halo of her naturally blonde hair on her pillow and wherever she sat. Eventually, she asked me to shave her head and that was when it all…

No.

while i love the binders full of women meme, can we please just not forget that before he went on and on about his binders, he said that he would fix the wage gap by ENSURING THAT WOMEN CAN GET HOME BY 5:30 TO COOK FUCKING DINNER.

Yes. Basically the way I've tried to look at it is this: My daughter is the world's worst troll. If I get angry, then she wins!

So I am finally watching Sons of Anarchy, and apparently people hate Tara?! What? She is literally the only person I am empathizing with on this show. Also they really need to stop insulting the niners. They are literally in benz's, land rovers, and pressed collared shirts. Meanwhile y'all out here in sweatpants and…