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They tape in Stamford, CT and tix are free. You just have to request a date via the website. There are shuttles from NYC to Stamford too. Or you can drive. The only bummer is that they're all on weekdays, but ours was a Thursday and then after we went to NYC and hung out there until Saturday morning.

Don't be silly. The answer to Huck Finn is that you *don't* teach it. It's an offensive, evil book that depicts white Southerners as racist idiots, and we can't have that, now can we? And doesn't Gatsby depict immoral stuff like drinking and sex? Forget that one, too. (And how dare Fitzgerald say anything negative

Fellow English teacher, YUP. And my graduate work was government major, history minor, so... I'm currently looking at a combined position here in Japan where I would teach a combination of social studies in English to help students improve their English ability. I'm not going to skimp on Japanese history or American

I mean, the DOE thinks that you should be able to teach lit without any context at all- read with the four corners of the text! Didn't you know, racial oppression and social inequality are unnecessary to learn about with Huck/Gatsby!

So they'd prefer that we focus on "I have a dream" and "The Gettysburg address" speeches, instead of discussing racial oppression. Do they know what those speeches were about?

As a history teacher this makes me shake with rage. Fox commentators thinking history doesn't matter because they get bummed out having to think about slavery and the extermination of Native Americans is textbook white privilege.

I salute you, Andrea. Why teach history at all, for that matter?

The solution is Protestantism. I base this on nothing more than a protestant lesbian priest once getting me drunk at a bar and making out with me.

Thank you! Here's one picture for now.

I'm on almost week 3 of maternity leave and I'm soooooo bored!!! And I'm also a human pacifier to this little girl

Something tells me the conversation and reaction to all of this would be preeeetty different if the anti-vaxxers currently spreading horrible diseases around the country were poor and brown instead of rich and white. Instead of "personal belief exemptions" we'd have kids getting ripped from their parents by CPS,

LOOK AT THIS CUTE FUCKING BABY I MADE.

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I thought I invented onion goggles. I cry so much cutting onions that I finally found some safety goggles in the basement and started using them in the kitchen.

My birthday is exactly a week before Christmas, and as such, is almost always the day that my office chooses to have their holiday party. This has happened several times over the years with various jobs, and it is generally uncomfortable and has occasionally gotten weird.

The most memorable, however, was several

Abso-fucking-lutely. I'm 3 months pregnant and I think I've been sick more times in the past few weeks than I have in my whole life. Other people are like, "oh don't worry, it'll get better." Bitch you don't know my life! I've been living off toast and ready to rip some heads off!

Yeah, but a bitch is also free to side eye the way a bitch approaches a topic too. Free speech cuts erry which way.

...OR she could choose her friends based on their personalities and not to fill some imaginary quota solely based on skin color.