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Paul Feig has been awesome since he danced in Heavyweights.

I found that no matter the design of diaper, my kid is still gonna shit.

Muriel’s Wedding!

Thank you. That was my first thought, too.

I don’t care where she was going.  This jacket definitely does not scream “Be Best.”

Erika Christensen is irrelevant.

IT’S GUNS. IT’S FUCKING GUNS.

Honestly, taking my husband’s name is one of the few things in life I regret. He didn’t care what I did. I decided to take it because I wanted to have the same name as my son (we gave him my husband’s last name). But now I wish I would have kept my maiden name: it sounded awesome and it’s a pain in the ass to go

OMG I love this scene

I am surprised they didn’t also include veterinarian offices and pharmacies, to be honest.

Vice President Mike Pence, a man who probably censors the “touching me, touching you” part of “Sweet Caroline”

A convertible?! I’m jealous.

It was an ugly car, but an awesome one. My dad sold it over 15 years ago and last I heard, some kid in my hometown is still getting around in it.

“Teachers want more, but it’s kinda like having a teenage kid that wants a better car.”

A clear backpack may stop that one kid from bringing in the bottle of rum he swiped from his parents’ liquor cabinet, but it’s not going to do a damn thing for a kid who is looking to hurt or kill as many people as possible.

Not All Women

Ha! I love 5 Second Films

“We cannot keep a blind eye to the rampant unfair trade practices against our Country!”

I don’t get it. Teachers actively stopping students from participating in the walkout? This affects them, too! If my district wasn’t on Spring break this week, I would have been giving my full support to students, whether they walked out or not. I don’t want to get shot at school either!