I try not to condone violence but this image made me spit-laugh.

WUT.

Don’t worry. I bet he’ll get offered a job in Trump’s cabinet.

Obama saying “Merry Christmas” over and over

Good god, this is beautiful. Thank you.

Don’t get too caught up trying to plan your pregnancy. As awesome a show it would be to have control over when you get pregnant/give birth, you’ll just get disappointedly I feel it doesn’t happen like you want it to. Best of luck!

Exactly! Public schools accept everyone. Have you read The Blueberry Story? It’s great and gives compelling context to this argument.

Or “Moo-slim”

After that comment, my husband snorted, “well, he just lost the fat vote.”

Get behind a big tree. They are clumsy animals and will have a hard time getting at you with their hooves if there’s something between you and the moose.

I was alluding to her own response to being fired. She claimed it was due to “racial politics.”

As a Gonzaga grad with a degree from the comm. department, this is especially embarrassing and frustrating. The school isn’t known for its diversity, so hiring the “white lady fired for racial politics” unfortunately doesn't surprise me. Hopefully her students still learn about the First Amendment somewhere down the…

I was a freshman in college, and a few friends and I had driven from Washington state to SLC to watch our basketball team play in the NCAA tournament. We were driving during the middle of the night and we were somewhere in Montana. I was in the front passenger seat and one of my friends was driving. We came around a…

A girl I went to high school with danced to My Best Friend by Tim McGraw. Good idea just based on the title, but part of the chorus goes, “you’re more than a lover.” And she danced to that with her DAD.

Minocycline triggered a condition in me called Pseudo-Tumor Cerebri. My body pushes too much fluid in the veins behind my eyes. Now I'll forever be on another medication to counter that. And I still have acne. Yay.

Trump’s train of thought:

I was staying in the dorms at BYU on the island of Oahu for a week-long volleyball tournament during the summer before my senior year. We had games every day, but no opportunities to do laundry. So I came up with the genius idea of putting my dirty clothes in the bottom drawer of the dresser in my room. Kept throwing…

Dammit! I almost went to this meeting. I knew it would be a riot, but I was not expecting this. Smh