@spiraloflife: That's like, the opposite of double rainbow. Dear god.

Does anyone ever look at their life and think, "I could be some psychologist's incredibly odd yet fascinating case study." Maybe be on the cover of his/her best-selling book. Appear on Oprah with the psychologist, mainly because the audience won't believe that I actually exist. I think that I am just THAT weird.

@wtfox?!: .....and now I'm having seconds (okay, okay, thirds). Stop! Stop!

Ugh, my food baby is kicking. I knew it was a bad idea to make brownies at 8 PM.

@LaComtesse: No help with the makeup, but sounds like you could use a sassy gay friend.

@Dangling Modifier: This is kind of what I have in mind, if I get the balls to do it by 11 AM tomorrow. I feel like at this length, I could style them a few different ways. Thoughts?

@e-atoms: Mid-life crises? :)

I'm getting my hair cut tomorrow, and I'm on the verge of letting myself get bangs. I have a large forehead (fivehead), and I think bangs would make my face look a bit more normal? But the thing is, I hate doing my hair. I typically shower and blowdry at night, and straighten in the morning. I don't know if this…

@e-atoms: They're called college students. Or at least, I know that's what I did in college.

Upload gifs, like a boss!

Upload gifs, like a boss!

Upload gifs, like a boss!

@opinionatedlady: Oh, god, I did it. Why?!

Can I add one thing to this list? I think it's okay to infuse a little humor or good-naturedness (word?) into the interview. I don't mean, tell jokes, but I think it shows that you are human. It shows that you are a person that the company would probably want to have around, working with every day. Plus, making…

@Miss Scarlet (in the hall with the revolver): Not as annoying as her sister Dawn.

@sublimelazy: Wow. Bravo to you. I sincerely hope that your former fb friend takes your words under serious consideration.

@HillGirl: It feels like it's working.

@mrs.gideon: Some kind of creature?

@StormsComing: Sweatshirts! Socks! Slippers! It helps.

@Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce: In a high school history class, my teacher referenced Beauty and the Beast when we were talking about Stockholm Syndrome...blew my mind at the time!