@StrawberryDawn: I didn't notice her pregnancy (but had my suspicions), but I did notice that her hair is looking awesome this season.

As a socially awkward person, I have been fortunately blessed to find two friends in my new town that are way more outgoing than I. They are taking it upon themselves to set me off dating or finding a boyfriend, which I have to admit, I kind of appreciate. But, as I mentioned earlier, I am socially awkward. Case in…

@bonjoursimone: [danglingmodifier.tumblr.com] It's pretty much just a compilation of pretty people pictures and music I like :)

@froeia: How about a magazine cover also. I just want to bounce quarters off his stomach.

@ms. noblet: Clothes that will allow your body to breathe - last time I went to a Deadmau5 concert, I came out a sweaty gross mess (due to the dancing and extremely close proximity to other concert-goers). Maybe a tank top or t-shirt, leggings or shorts, and comfy shoes. But this is just my opinion, I typically…

@rollergirl76: I think the only thing you can do is to sincerely apologize. Tell him that there was a stressful situation (the wedding), and the two employees were trying to figure out how to work through an issue in order to satisfy their customers. Could you possibly offer him a discount or free coupon?

@Kemperboyd: Foiled by a slippery weiner: She's a stupid bitch!

@Auruor: At the beginning of every class, can you do what movie theatres do and ask that everyone silence/turn off their phones, and put them away until the end of the class? With 150 students it sounds almost impossible to enforce this rule 100%, but it may help to at least put forth a preemptive strike.

@LionAndUnicorn: Your logo is just a little off, that's all.

I gots facebook problems. Somebody hacked into my account and changed the email associated with my profile. I've gone through all the steps that I can to get my account back, but I'm wondering how long it will take until I actually hear back from the the "Facebook Team." Not like a few days away from facebook will…

I know Anna Davies. And she is awesome. That is all.

@janeEyre,QuietAssassin: Maybe we can start some kind of bail-out fund for you here on Jezebel.

@janeEyre,QuietAssassin: Okay, just did a little IMDB research. Looks like Michael "Fassy" Fassbender is going to play Edward Rochester in a new Jane Eyre movie. Double goody.

@janeEyre,QuietAssassin: Is that Michael Fassbender? What movie is this?? I must know.

@janeEyre,QuietAssassin: How about some Jane Eyre action for janeEyre, starring the handsome Toby Stephens.

@bookling: I love Sid. I think his character is hilarious, but I also think it's little bit because he looks a little like Rupert Grint.

@royalfan5: Do not give up. The third book/film, Prisoner of Azkaban, is my favorite. I think it is the turning point, where things go from all fun and games to seriously dark.

@mahmahmahpokerface: Shut. Up. I'm jealous.

@mass romantic: I love dry shampoo! My roots get pretty oily, so if I know that I'm not going to wash my hair the next day, I will spray a little on the roots before I go to bed. I think it helps.

@i'm going to have my friends call me valerie: Drink wine and judge them for eating pie. Team Cake!