Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

I don’t even own a Sunday!

So if I plunged your toothbrush into filth and excrement and let you scrub the bristles clean, you’d still use it?

But space ghost died too :(

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

This is MX-410. He is canon.

Brandon McCombs at 11:21pm likes acronyms and they cannot lie

Jalopnik does not always agree with you about rockets, because they have written about rockets. And they don’t agree with you about motors, because they have written about human-propelled bicycles.

OHFcar at 11:52 FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY TELLS AN ACTUAL JOKE

XJguy at 11:41pm reminds us of cycles

Jimmy Joe Meeker the second at 11:47pm just plain spammed everyone for some reason.

Oh wait for some reason Jimmy Joe Meeker the second at 11:58pm responded to irieite’s bad joke

CBus660R at 10:38pm couldn’t leave well enough alone and had to call out powerful people

olason at 9:46pm spread around some misinformation with an intensity of a large volcano

Univision4EVAH at 10:50pm asks the most important question of our lives

Brandon McCombs at 11:19pm has some fresh memes from a decade ago

CucumberVlad at 10:59pm just says

eye-surgeon at 11:12pm reminds us of Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer

At 11:14pm MrMojoIsMojo gives a bit longer of a routine

Hey how’s everybody doing I hope everyone’s doing great. Some folks wrote some comedy comments so I want to make sure that their comedic talents are fully appreciated by everyone at Jalopnik so I’ll start up a thread to give out some cheers and some jeers.