Celebrities are damned if they do and damned if they don’t. If they don’t speak out they are not “using their platform”. If they do speak out, they will definitely make a mistake (because they’re human) and people tell them they are out of touch and to stfu. Suddenly they are cancelled because of how “problematic”…

Et tu fais, crawfish?

Life Force was my jam.

From my understanding, Mike Pence never dines alone with a T. Rex.

What marketing director decided to name a product after the worst thing that could happen to it? It’s like driving a Chevy Crash or flying on a Boeing Fireball.

What marketing director decided to name a product after the worst thing that could happen to it? It’s like driving a…

Wait, wait, wait... the real story should be that they still have Zima in Japan.

And also Tetris

I hope this news doesn’t result in another Sex and The City movie.

I still have my last gen iPod, it’s the only decent way to listen to music rather than Spotify steaming which goes like

lawmakers don’t gaf about anyone unless it affects them personally. reactionary garbage.

I know! As soon as I read it, I ordered a drug-abusing car thief of my very own!

#TeamSneakers

Oh, TED.
Here’s a lesson worth sharing:
The sandwich may be named for that guy, but he didn’t “invent” jack shit. The number of breads (including flatbreads and tortillas) that existed elsewhere for hundreds or even thousands of years beforehand were used in combination with any number of foods in every conceivable…

THIS.

Eh....I think this is only an issue because oversensitive liberal white folk who can’t use those words don’t understand using words like that to make jokes about yourself or just saying the words in general without censoring ourselves because we can. Remember all the clutched pearls over the president saying ‘nigger’?…

I wonder if, and stay with me here, they knew about that and were doing a humorous imitation, but using a pumpkin.

Morning Spellers

Aw, that’s cute. You think that pre-civil rights and post civil rights politics are the same.

Are the comments sections for all the GTA videos Kotaku posts filled with the dredges of the earth or is it just this one?

I’m surprised you spelled most of those words correctly.