Celebrities are damned if they do and damned if they don’t. If they don’t speak out they are not “using their platform”. If they do speak out, they will definitely make a mistake (because they’re human) and people tell them they are out of touch and to stfu. Suddenly they are cancelled because of how “problematic”…

Et tu fais, crawfish?

Life Force was my jam.

From my understanding, Mike Pence never dines alone with a T. Rex.

What marketing director decided to name a product after the worst thing that could happen to it? It’s like driving a Chevy Crash or flying on a Boeing Fireball.

What marketing director decided to name a product after the worst thing that could happen to it? It’s like driving a…

Wait, wait, wait... the real story should be that they still have Zima in Japan.

And also Tetris

I still have my last gen iPod, it’s the only decent way to listen to music rather than Spotify steaming which goes like

lawmakers don’t gaf about anyone unless it affects them personally. reactionary garbage.

#TeamSneakers

The idiots that plagued Gawker had to go somewhere so they chose Kotaku.

with some dumb social justice warriors

OMG WOW ur 2 edgE for us m8 we’ve never seen boobs in all of our internetting. So shocking! You can tell everyone about it in home room tomorrow.

Aw, that’s cute. You think that pre-civil rights and post civil rights politics are the same.

Are the comments sections for all the GTA videos Kotaku posts filled with the dredges of the earth or is it just this one?

You shouldn’t have said anything at all. Your ass is showing, sweetheart.

You can’t be taken seriously if you use “social justice warrior” seriously.

I’m surprised you spelled most of those words correctly.

You’re definetly Limp Bizkit’s demograhic.

Me? Read Jezebel? Being affiliated with the Social Justice movement? What an amusing notion.