Buster Dog says fine, all the more sunny spots for me!

Oh, yesss. There is something absolutely wonderful about being able to feel the skin you love while you fall asleep.

I'll cuddle that puggle all day!

But why so many commas?

The dark is scary because the Nightman Cometh....

It's funny to me, I've heard people grumbling about this recently (just a few friends and acquaintances) that sharing a bed is outmoded our based or religious what-have-you...

Are you in Phoenix, AZ? :)

First thing I thought at the beginning of all this argle-bargle (and seeing the photos) was "oh, you play as an "in disguise" Zelda who's on an adventure to rescue Link. I wonder if that's overt story or revealed through the course of play."

Too soon

It's funny, I was in the Army for years and being in any kind of better shape takes a kind of commitment that's fun for a while, but starts to feel very vain after too long.

Hollandaise is the sauce of gods. It's asparagus season here so yesterday I had grilled potatoes and asparagus all smothered in it. I have yet to come across a vegetable that is not improved by its creamy goodness.

A rant about food? I FIND THIS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS!

He's dad hot. You're impressed by that body only if he has twins plus another kid under the age of 8.

I kind of love that description. I also think of it as "in-longterm-relationship-with-partner he-is-attracted-to-but-secure-about-Guy".

it's abouts where I hover. I call it "in-shape-fat-guy".

Hopefully you rolled your eyes at them.

I was reading the first couple of paragraphs of this piece, thinking to myself, "But… mummies. They're mummies. Why do they have to be members of any race? Presumably, their skin has decomposed by now."

I'm sorry but I see no race here. The black hair doesn't even closely resemble actual ethnic hair and the rest of them are covered up in mummy shit, so how exactly do they look like black women? All I see are mummies with huge assets.

Right? lol

I for one am just glad that there are no ancient egyptians around so we can all be spared the jezebel outrage article (that writes itself) on the cultural appropriation of ankhs and sphinxes and what not.