So I imagine all my scotch can get me into is advertising or the GOP? That's probably for the best as I'm not a fan of vodka. Oh, and I was (all joking aside) illiterate until age 13 or so.

Saved to photo's: for future comedy purposes.

Funny... because the only places it exists are on my iPad and in my safe/gun cabinet. Shenanigans!

I can't see your picture for Kinja reasons. Therefore have no idea what your point is or how to best attack it. Here's a picture of me and my pug:

Ironic considering Potato Ole's are formed in a factory after being extruded from a machine called the Douche-Nozzle.

While I'm not willing to dignify your personal insult with any sort of response I WILL respond to your overall crazy-lady tone and assertion that Potato Ole's are worthy of anything other than keeping my seasoning-free-beef stuffed taco warm in it's (seemingly pre-)oil soaked brown bag.

The desperation in your comment makes me feel like somewhere deep down in there you know I'm right!

haha, complete and total pass granted for college hangover cure/nostalgia reasons. Completely acceptable reason to lust after anything you should know better about.

The fact that you look forward to seeing the Midwest, even once a year, tells me everything I need to know/only serves to strengthen my point.

let's all keep in mind this is only one GT'ers opinion, but I will hereby state for the record that I speak as both a retired restauranteur AND a veteran: whoever makes a choice to eat those glorified grocery store quality tater tots out of anything other than soon-to-be-dead-starvation purposes is most certainly an…

Firing the manager would be a good first step. Now, take those god forsaken Potato Ole's off the menu and we'll talk.

a 27-year-old woman blocked his truck (of course he fucking drives a truck)

Wow, thank god. I've been really sweating that out!

Fuck the Army and how it handles these issues. - US Army veteran

I genuinely thought Hiddles was gay (insert Seinfeld clip: not that there's anything wrong with that). Is he not?

She's such a beautiful, smart, funny gal.

I know, right? Not that we've spent enough time with them to care. But I'm exhausted with special children who are destined to save the world. Which is obviously where Bran is going. He's disabled now and therefore will be the more-than-meets-the-eye "chosen one" who proves the real savior. It's so obviously leading…

That bit looked straight out of Army of Darkness. So bad.

Dad...?

The kind of women who had matured beyond the petty scenester business, but still retained her edgy, confident, no nonsense attitude, fashion sense and sexual practices.