Wow, so I know this is soon but... Will you marry me?

That kind of effortless sexual presence is rare in today's aloof introvert and gee-whiz-gizmo fueled internet world. I've known men and woman both that just exude that sexuality. In woman... I find it intoxicating. Just drives me crazy.

30-something matured versions of punk girls.

Watching it tonight with a jug of beer and my pug. Aaaaaaah I'm excited.

She looks so much like the kind of women I obsessed over in my youth.

In my family it was always spoken/shouted at each other as Max* Arubaaa!

.... ugh...

haha, I'm confident old dried blood doesn't pose much of a health risk... But that didn't stop me from screaming like a little girl, running around the shop.

I had a truly visceral reaction to the milk and OJ imagery.

ugh... Why are people always asking me that? Sure... As long as you don't feel the need to go ON and ON about your feelings...

When I worked in the Army as a Biomedical Equipment Technician I spent an afternoon taking apart some severely antiquated table top thermal blood bag tube sealers. Which, in addition to being well past replacement date, appeared to have never once been properly cleaned or cared for.

When my sister married my brother in law, I had been going through a tough time. When I was young I was a stupendous idiot who treated women badly (in the "using them" sense, not to say that it's any better than any other form). Me and the groom drove up to the wedding site ahead of everyone else and being soon to be…

I feel bad that I enjoy this story.

I can make an entire dining room set for you in my wood shop IF you get me a job.

haha, oh boy! We must emit a similar pheromone or some such thing. The times I've nodded my head to that same damn sentence.

Effing Amen. Step 1. Be polite, and talk to the opposite (or same) sex like a normal person step 2. Get lots of dates.

I understand your point, but to be fair I don't think this is okay by most peoples standards.

I LOVE the pugs with the fawn faces.. You don't see them often. Aaaaaack.

Serial Killer smirk. Haha

Hate to be "that guy" but that just isn't true... If I had a nickel for every time my female coworkers made a pass when I just so happened to be wearing my assless chaps...