Actually, it was my damn iPad :( I wonder if she can blame autocorrect on her awful ranting.

I'm definitely lucky in that I work from home* and get to smother my little princess with attention. She is my queen!

In that case you're gonna LOVE me pouring through your old comments, stalker style!

I can't begin to fathom the type of person who delights/relishes (or pretends to) the slings and arrows or her detractors by playing along with their valid assessment of her own pretentious and vapid comments. I'm glad you get a kick out of being so incredibly unique and outspoken! All these haters just can't bring…

I was in the Army for four years, does that count?

She's going to have a hard time being taken seriously when her business email is Springbreak4Eva@hotmail.com

hah, delightful.

I base all of m arguments on Victorian fashion guides.

You're... You're just not all that clever. Or funny. I find it sad that there's no way you look as horrible as I imagine you do in real life. But I'd like to think I'm wrong, and you appear every bit as insufferable, ugly and as terrible a person as your comments lead me to believe you are.

I get pretty upset when southern Cali girls spread their weird judgements and social bias in blog comments. It makes me uncomfortable when I see stupid, intolerant people posting online.

Amen, right? I mean... Isn't that the whole point...?

It said Bansky* before she corrected the typo. :/

I have several boxes of ramen and a pallet of beans in exchange for a couch to sleep on.

They might be all full up here.

Speaking from the (very limited) perspective of someone who has lived with/relationship'ed plenty o lovely, charming women in the past, it's funny to me the wide array of relationships women have with their bodies. Some who can tell you the moment they begin to ovulate and others who remain somewhat in the dark to all…

Wish I could relate; I'm out of work.

Canadian "Bansky"?

Society tells me I can't wear eye makeup even though it makes my eyes pop like god damn supernovas.

The grey whiskers! The GREY WHISKERS!

haha, so funny how the puggie experiences can be universal lol