DancinTedDanson
Dancin Ted Danson
DancinTedDanson

hear hear. I will NOT be shamed for my co sleeping! I am a powerful, modern woman!

oh man... "Had" a taste...? If your pug is no longer with you, you have my sincere condolences... I've had mine since I rescued her as a pup and the thought of losing her even now makes me choke up a little. She's only six but I'm started to dread the day already... I'll be useless.

there's a picture I saw the last time she was in the news with a bob, and it's quite breathtaking.

well it just so happens I have a fetish for processed dairy products and squid. Your move, CheeseAndKrakens.

If it makes the arrangement any easier, I'd like you to know she has an exceptionally clean fanny area. Also, funny you should say that, she's most often referred to as princess.

haha, did which part work? I mean, I DID get her number and a date. We were together for a while. This was years ago, mind you. Last I heard she married some CEO or Vice President of some such thing for VH1. I don't hold any grudges... Unless your reading this Laura, then PLEASE COME BACK TO ME!

Love her style.

why won't they let Sansa Stark be a priest?

Cassie, I trust your judgement. Is it okay if I support this woman based not on her movement but on her glasses/style alone?

No, the women on Jdate are pretty desperate.

I'm a big guy... I have a wood shop. I drink scotch and brew my own beer. I drive a very large truck and occasionally go horseback riding. But dog photos like that transform me into a blubbering, baby-talking, swooning grandma like caricature. I just can't take it.

what's creepy about that? It's the first thing I tell women I approach at the bar.

seriously, though... I just googled corgi-chu, and that is an incredibly cute dog. If I wasn't full on my dog quota I would be looking for one now. So adorable.

She's spoken for:

I'm sorry, this arrangement can't work. She requires her own, 500 thread count feather pillow. You'll have to find someone else to make your twisted, swinger, ménage a trois fantasy come true, you sex-pervert!

Haha, so familiar... I remember sleeping in my hot, non air conditioned studio apartment years ago and so long as at least some portion of me was touching my significant other I'd sleep like a baby. On the far side of the king size bed with one leg draped over hers.

It's funny to me, I've heard people grumbling about this recently (just a few friends and acquaintances) that sharing a bed is outmoded our based or religious what-have-you...

Funny, I remember that from my indie rock days. Modest mouse frontman, yes?

With a name featuring barnacles I would have pegged you for an aging coastal fisherman. My bad.

Practically! Western Massachusetts. Let me just plus it into my gps and figure out the timetable.