The non-lethal style was as slow as you made it. I played non-lethal and it was a frantic menagerie of sprinting and darts and blinking out of sight of guards. Don’t criticize the game design for your boring playstyle.

Like most people, I was an gangly teen- all pimples and limbs and braces. I had a huge, super nerd-girl crush on someone I’ll call Joe. Joe was a year older than me even though he was in the same grade, and had bit puberty sooner as a consequence, so was more man-than-boy shaped. Ravelston likied.

One look at time on…

Not a dance, but in 7th grade I did dress up as Ginger Spice (shoddily box-dyed red hair and all) and lip sync/dance to “Spice Up Your Life” at a school assembly. So...yeah...

black cops can be bad, too. when minority cops kill minority citizens, they're still the tool of the majority.

It's about ethics in cake decorating.

This indeed made it a good Friday. It is finished.

Why? Because it might finally make people realise that the current trends of attachment parenting and helicopter parenting are bullshit?

Well, you sure tore that straw man to shreds.

He's certainly no Craig James.

Stabbing someone at a diner is the equivalent of breaking a bottle of champagne across the bow of a ship. You're not properly open for business until bloods been shed. #Jerseystrong

I sent in a complaint to the FCC regarding Pete Carroll's middle finger to basic human intelligence. Any reason why that is not on the list, Barry?

Huh? You're reading that backward. Nobody is disputing that players take the risks they take in part because it's a lucrative way to make a living. Of course that's true. But, the risks aren't the reason the salaries are high; if that was how it worked, soldiers would be millionaires. The salaries are high…

If you're running the spread offense, I can't imagine anything more spread out that placing your players all over the country on different teams.

You could argue that his career needed one.

I'm recently divorced and living alone for the first time ever. It's AMAZING. My ex husband was super critical and I am experiencing freedom like I've never known.

In related news, Jozy Altidore was arrested for playing like 15-year old girl.

Johnson: Would you like to see Sunderland?

So at this place, everything tastes like ham?

Shallow wisdom compared to Sofia Coppola, who's been phoning it in for decades.