All around, this is one of the worst sports analysis clips I've ever seen. And that is a very competitive category.

I'm sorry but you're wearing the wrong shade of pearls, I'm going to need you to go home and change ASAP.

Against my better judgement, I read every one. All it did was dredge up every awkward teenage interaction I ever had with girls I liked, and now I have a desire to get overwhelmingly drunk.

I have never been pregnant, but I have been this woman.

I'm sorry, but before you talk anymore shit I'm going to have to see your stat sheet from when you came off the bench unexpectedly and whomped three of the best teams in the country en route to a National Championship.

KID NO

As someone with TMJ, I totally feel your pain.

Dude: Ok well then it's bullying.

Even with this being the GoDaddy Bowl, Woodson should have known that threats like this aren't acceptable in any domain.

True story- my local theater company did Beauty and the Beast, and I was called back for Babette and one of the Silly Sisters. The Gaston they partnered me with went on to be cast as Lumiere (he was fantastic) and won an Oscar last year (not for acting). I was cast as a villager and a dancing plate, and didn't get…

A friend of my cousin's made $54,000 for one week of work. Want to see how? Follow the link.

He's a pro style quaterback.

What an odd thing to be so angry about.

He has a high motor

Because he's "gritty?"

My worst Christmas memory also includes my grandmother...the very last one she was alive for. My father and I drove through a blizzard to pick her up and bring her to our house as she had cried that she couldn't be alone on Christmas. We get back to our house and are opening presents. I hand her one and as she takes…

Or people can write whatever they want, especially when it's not obscuring any important information.

Fortunately for the unnamed Derplord, owners Ellen Kassoff Gray and Tod Gray decided not to charge her and just eat the cost themselves, which frankly is way nicer than I would've been.

Congratulations Mamba!