DanSicklesLostLeg
DanSicklesLostLeg
DanSicklesLostLeg

That's the gist of it.

"He could have caught that cleanly and picked up many yards," Phil Simms said to all the ESL students tuning in.

At the very least, these incompetent referees should have to spend a few days in jail. What's the harm in that? It's not like the state would have to waste any money on getting them uniforms.

I'm not going to lie, I'm a little disappointed your answer wasn't along the lines of "well, not a doctor per se, but I got a BS in Bio, so I know anatomy," because let me tell you from some personal experience that gets you more leeway than it should, and nobody's going to stop me from using that to dispense medical

There are 7 times more Caucasians in this country.

and i would walk 500 miles and i would walk 500 more, just to be the man who walked 4,349 to fall down at your door gasping "please marry me, i am so desperate for attention"

I work a customer service chat line and these people do this just about every day. Other than my name (which is my real first name) identifying that I am a woman, the customers have zero indication of what I look like, but like to constantly remind me to "stay sexy."

I know what it is. People either said "Coke" or "pop" where I lived in So. Illinois. But that doesn't make it sensible on a ranking of all the different names.

I assume "An previous few" in the first sentence of the article is supposed to read "a precious few" or just "precious few"

My parents loaned me the money to start my own business and it changed my life. I refuse to feel bad about it and would never want to date someone who looked down on me for it.

I mean that you have to be able to work with different people, that schedules might vary and that the work conditions might sometimes be surprisingly oily and/or dusty and that a good potatoe beauty queen must be able to deal with all that.

What are you implying? Hhmmm?

I approve of this headline.

Because ESPN's Facebook comments section is an unmoderated hellhole that makes YouTube's comments section feel like it is inhabited by solely Nobel Prize winners.

TL;DR: Author can't get over perceived slight, becomes terrifying stalker.

These sound strangely like things my girlfreind yells at me during sex, right down to the line about Baltimore.

If they want to ignore them, that's fine. It's for everyone else reading who would think they were right if no other facts were presented.

I once had a huge breakup fight with my boyfriend over hamburger helper. He wanted me to get up and get an additional fork instead of sharing his and for some reason I refused.

This is quite possibly the dumbest comment I've ever gotten on Kitchenette. Congratulations.