Also, it's good with the press.

I wear a tuxedo when I fly, but only on flights after 6pm.

I thought they were back to working? Who the hell can keep up? (And who would want to?) Anyway! I'm gonna go back to staring at my phone and mentally cursing the woman who is 35 minutes late to a "quick chat!" she scheduled.

I wish he'd been a little more condescending, considering how easily you could have just, you know, looked at the picture, if you're totally unfamiliar with this presentation.

I'm pretty sure that's a really, really semantic point to make. Not that it's not accurate — as someone else pointed out, wax paper would melt — but still WAY beside the point. Also like six other people made this same point, so maybe check the damn comments first.

How do I explain this article to my ten year old?!

ND alumnus from the late '70s here. I find absolutely nothing surprising or derogatory (or, for that matter, untrue) in the article. Anyone taking major umbrage hasn't been paying attention. Look, I like to follow the football team and wish them well. But please, a little less of the pretending that this program is…

Do you mean 1988 or were you referring to the season in which the mercy rule would have been called at halftime against Alabama if it were Pop Warner? Because that would be an interesting definition of "undefeated season".

Did he try telling them that his wife just had a baby?

Thank you. I can shut off my computer now.

Red, white and blue BACON fat. Yes, I know people who would do this.

If, by "a Stephen A Smith situation," you mean "a male with a microphone making an ass of himself," then I agree.

This comment is accurate and fairer than its object deserves.

"There are reasons why white gun's rights activists can walk into a Chipotle restaurant with assault rifles and be seen as gauche nuisances while unarmed black men are killed for reaching for their wallets or cell phones, or carrying children's toys."

Jesus Christ.

Go fuck yourself.

stable and expected to survive

1. If I ever offered you a bite of my sandwich and you refused.