It is good that you feel this comfortable being so wrong in public.

I did the exact same thing once at a Mclaren dealer. You should have seen the look on that god damn kid's face when I bought up all the vehicles in the place. The resulting shootout with the cops over my home and my cars was so worth it.

Your dad is a heap of shit, then.

Yup. I know it may sound elitist, but I don't care:

Don't have a dog in the fight? Cool, then surely you're willing to defer to Native Americans who consider it a slur and want it changed!

I got 3rd degrees burns from this TAEK

Well if your idea of "social drinker" is .377.... Te salud, Don Corleone!

I've never been blocked, so I'm gonna tell the story of the time I blocked Darren Rovell on Twitter. It was maybe two years ago, and I was fake-RTing him saying dumb shit (which, yes, is obnoxious, but also funny sometimes!). I'd read about his (deeply wienery) habit of following people just long enough to send them…

Are you not??

I once found out a boyfriend was cheating when I was visited a new friend's apartment for the first time a few days after Valentine's Day. She had on her mantle the exact same card that my boyfriend had given me. We laughed about it when I mentioned it and she picked it up to read to me what her boyfriend had written…

Except that our answer here is yes.

i've been giving my friends handies, they really seem to love them

The site calls itself "a growing online community of passionate Washington Redskins fans and others who support the team's use of its name and logo."

Fixed it.

For the first 27 minutes of the game one dude just held onto the ball all by himself. I think they call that guy "Stephon Marbury"

• A man who appears to be quite old getting his hands on the ball around the 43-minute mark. You will worry for this man.

Moisture is the essence of wetness

"Good morning. On Friday, speaking right here on First Take about domestic violence, I made what can only amount to one of the most egregious mistakes of my career. I momentarily almost jeopardized my job as a multimillion dollar sports and media public figure with a worldwide forum that gives me, in theory, the…