This taek burnt my grandfathers dick off.

O AN HE SEXY

Because women are "social accomplishments" and not, you know, people.

It is now a goal of mine to create a situation where I can thrust a foot into the air and cry desperately, "Will no one besock me??"

I think we need a shirt that says "No one gives a shit about your boner"

Hernandez 6/17/13 (11:35:01 P.M.): I think I messed up bad, coach. What do I say when the media starts asking the tough questions?

No. I reported on those contradictory statements because I was the one who unearthed many of them. I was very fair to both sides in my original piece and Oberst's team agrees.

YOUR SOCKS AND HEAD WILL BE MY TROPHIES, FOUL ONE!

I fucking love your Kinja name.

We do what we have to, and if we're lucky, it's en route to what we want ...

they live in a world where the only reason anyone is doing anything at any time is that it is the exact thing they choose to be doing?

You mean you didn't strip to pay for college, like every other girl out there?? For shame.

"If you had just gone to college ..."

Oh, FUCK YOU, lady. Fuck you so hard. Meanwhile Ellie Moore, you and I are BFF's now. It is decided.

The only time anyone ever dared to make a remark like this to me, I was working at Eddie Bauer on a morning shift. Some lady took umbrage to my (corporate mandated), "Wool socks are…

* blushes becomingly * Thank you, kind sir. You can call me Emma. Emma Hamilton.

I fear I can`t take credit for the excellent portrait: that is the work of my friend Bridget.

Brazil's asylum process consists of a single question: