ROLL TIDE

I read this story off of a reddit link, and a lot of people also came to her defense in keeping the car. The fact is, a known vehicle with a known maintenance history is a relatively smart decision over selling and getting a possible clunker. Controlling risk is just as important as controlling finances.

Except you have to tell everyone how awesome your dog is and list all the reasons why your dog is so much better than whatever pet they have even though the person you're talking to couldn't give less of a fuck.

Congratu-fucking-lations.

I never knew that I needed this until just now.

Maybe we should start handing out a flow chart: Should I Use the N-Word -> Are You Black? -> No -> Then NO. -> B-but... -> I SAID NO.

"I would've kicked his ass" - Hope Solo

Dear Ben Stein,

A dram of whiskey I'll go with, but that's not really day drinking. Putting away two fingers and passing out from the pain of shoveling, that's how you do it.

Exactly. Thank you.

Nailed DC. So much Ann Taylor. So many cardigans. Though nonprofit employees live-tweeting events using the common hashtag from their personal accounts makes me look good at the social media part of my nonprofit job, so keep up that irritating habit, please!

well, I can only describe it as looking like a Space Wizard

I understand that, as a public figure, I am held to a higher standard of conduct.

As someone who's 5'8" and has dated women 6' or more... being a tall guy is attractive, but it ain't the only thing that's attractive.

Being defensive about not being tall, on the other hand, isn't attractive at all.

Right. Heterosexual, cisgendered, happily married man in his 30's who definitely felt the, "Every girl's friend, no girl's boyfriend," shit in high school/college.

Nah, they're totally classic. And since Portal was released after I started working for Kotaku, that makes me classic as well.

Jeanette Daniels Benziger: "The Liberty Bell is in Philadelphia. I look forward to taking my niece there someday."