[Googles “What time is the Super Bowl?”]

Fortunately the other team was just a load of whites.

'Phin Fain: Ireland's Troubles No More!

Was it so wrong for Ireland to want a little independence?

Took the words right out of my mouth. It must have been while you were kissing me. That's a Meatloaf lyric.

Given that what she said was pretty daft, good thing I came here to read all these refreshing comments.

The poor intern forced to gather answers: ...Uh, okay, Mr. Berman, one other question before I go: what's your favorite book?

I'm guessing Leslie Frazier will claim ignorance and 95% of Viking fans will agree with him.

"Chemistry is not about liking each other"

My favorite feature of the Gingerbread Estate is how all of the gingerbread women hold their purses tightly if you add a chocolate cookie to the set

A second source said that at least one other player joined in on the antics, creating an extremely uncomfortable environment for the staff member.

Cunt punt? Was that this year?

No worries Tom, I finished it for you.

Incognito only pawn in game of life.

Racial Epitaph:

In his defense, a lot of Phil Mushnick's ancestor's slaves were black.

On Tim Occhipinti's Mayoral Platform:

Throw another tire on the fire. Go Vikes!