Fuck Jerry Jones. Fuck Donald Trump. And fuck the Cowboys. You ain’t America’s team anymore. That honor belongs to the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Wait, you know “most” white people? You must be the one black guy we all know! The white people I know are too busy with their own lives to worry about the color of ones skin. As in, mostly they don’t care what color you are, if you’re an asshole they don’t like you. Shit, white people hate other white people just…

The only statue in Baltimore that could use more protection is Joe Flacco.

As a Washingtonian who was smoking well before prohibition ended, it’s really gotten intense.

In the early 70's we smoked Mexican brick. Some home grown, occasionally Thai stick or that sort of thing. Then came the war on drugs and paraquat spraying. That made everyone move production indoors and seek higher percentages.

I’d explain but, I can’t right now

Someone else said it much better than I.

The only counterpoint worth saying, then, is simple and vulgar: Richard Petty, go fuck yourself.

So race targeting by police is worldwide?

Or that Juggalos would be more eloquent and have better makeup than the POTUS...

Just opened this article up in a new tab to read later.

I highly doubt the Ravens would ever blame a player’s significant other for anything

In this Serena era, she is cleary one of the 4-5 best non-Serena players, and she did it by actually caring to stick with the game when it would have been so easy to leave.

A bodybuilder who gets giant by taking steroids is no different from the woman with way too much plastic surgery and huge fake boobs. It all comes down to massive insecurity. It’s actually quite sad.

I never met anyone who did. I mean, we laugh at them a lot. Strange, fucked up creatures they are.

This is a stupidly long piece on a douchey roid guy with a YouTube channel who died relatively young because he was a goddamn idiot.

Congrats!

I’ve never understood why we idolize steroid monsters.

Where did the Moose touch you?

Of course this is doubtless true—pretty sure you can still coach football if you’re blind.

I forget, which of the men on Mount Rushmore created a separate country and fought a war against the United States government?