Because sitting in a public/semi public toilet with your pants around your ankles, resting on other peoples urine splash is awesome. What part of toilets that are used by strangers doesn’t revolt you?

What is the best time to take a dump?

Just a shitty story.

A noisey environment? It’s all fair game. But when I’m trying to have a relaxing meal in a nice restaurant and the insecure dipshit at the next table thinks everyone wants to hear about his personal bullshit, I embarrass them everytime. Just shut the fuck up.

Oh look, another look at me I did an IRONMAN fucking idiot. Nobody gives a shit that you had a long day moving. Really nobody fucking cares. Did you get the dipshit Ironman logo tattoo too? Tool.

Most refrigerator items REQUIRE being rinsed off in the sink before putting them in the fridge. Not that the stock guy in the grocery store ever scratched his butthole before touching your products. Never.

Whether you are blaming Brooks for your stress fracture or not, it sure appears that you are. Which is complete and utter bullshit. You sound like some Adequate Man hipster pussy. Injuries are serious and I hope you found a quick and full recovery and were able to resume activity. But shoe-blaming your injury is…

Hard to top Euro-dancers. Just hard.

Upside? Plenty to eat in prison.

I do love Rain-X but it gets mucked up over time with bugs and crud. I have found the easiest way to get good lubrication (not quite as good as Rain-X) is to simply wax the windshield. Super fast and easy, beads rain drops off for a good while.

I detect snarkiness. Just because a co-worker of mine has $30k on credit cards, all from dog track cash advances, that doesn’t justify your attack.

Just peeing in a water bottle, no biggie.

The entire stadium experience sucks for most people. The protests are just coinciding with the general publics realization that NFL stadiums are giant vats of suck.

As requested, I tried to watch it. Just couldn’t fuckin do it.

I’m fucking speechless.

I’m hungry woman.

The last year has underlined that sports fandom in general is loaded with conservative dipshits. I’m just about done.

Did the wealth that comes with curling finance the bolt-ons? Or did the pre-existing bolt-ons catch enough eyes to open curling doors?

But he’s a giant phony.

Sorry! Nope. Not watching a 15 second ad to hear this douchetastic horn beard kook speak. Nope.