Gravity finally gets its sweet revenge on Newton. 

Gotta agree with you there....I hate taking a piss at work, let alone using one of those toilets for more than that. For me it's coffee, shit, shower, fresh for the rest of the day. 

Signs to Golden State for one year and plays for the minimum. They go 98-0. Basketball Knowers and Take Havers die of mass, collective stroke.

Breaking: Cleveland’s spirit

I clicked expecting a list of funny guys’ names, whimsical enough perhaps to make the kid in my kid’s daycare named Rocket seem dull. Instead I got a treatise on what it means to be an American. What a letdown.

I’d take the desert over New Jersey.

Most refrigerator items REQUIRE being rinsed off in the sink before putting them in the fridge. Not that the stock guy in the grocery store ever scratched his butthole before touching your products. Never.

This. So much this. With all the stoppages in play for commercials, and the general shittiness of the people around you, watching a game live sucks.

The fatigue thing is a you problem, stop pretending it’s a real thing.

Not particularly, and I think you’re missing the point of her post.

Conservatism is simply cowardice pretending to be an ideology.

This is some combo of poorly fitted dental appliance, dry mouth, speech impediment (beyond being a native son of Queens), senility, and drug use.

And that’s only if you’re white. Anyone of color will have to enter through the service door around back.

crazy to think that someday we will all crawl into that huge pink mouth and huddle behind the shattered and tilted peaks of his teeth along the rolling wet hills of his McDonald’s-impacted gum line as he leaps, naked, out into space on a trajectory set for Earth 2, a quivering savior hurtling spread eagle through the…

“gwab dem by da pussthy”

Fuck Jerry Jones. Fuck Donald Trump. And fuck the Cowboys. You ain’t America’s team anymore. That honor belongs to the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Wait, you know “most” white people? You must be the one black guy we all know! The white people I know are too busy with their own lives to worry about the color of ones skin. As in, mostly they don’t care what color you are, if you’re an asshole they don’t like you. Shit, white people hate other white people just…

The only statue in Baltimore that could use more protection is Joe Flacco.

Someone else said it much better than I.

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