I can’t believe cornholing is on ESPN3 when the dodgeball championships are still relegated to the Ocho.

To be clear, this still had better ratings than the WNBA.

Sherman: See, before I was only trying to get the bag in the hole some of the time-

Who is this GLORYBAGGER who can’t even acknowledge THE LORD for his cornhole greatness?

Credit to him (or his publicist) for framing it in terms of “I wasn’t fired, I quit because I’m too good for them”.

“You think a girl like Ivanka, Wharton graduate, the Wharton School of Finance, you know, the best school in the world, the entire world, you know I went to the Wharton School too, very good school, and I have a very good brain, one of the best, the best brains, so for a girl like Ivanka to go to the Wharton…

I can’t imagine what it would take, but this isn’t it. Like, I literally can’t imagine. Trump could sodomize a dead dog on the White House lawn while conducting a press conference about the aliens from Planet Blurnox making a delicious pesto quesadilla and he’d still be able to count on at least 200 electoral votes in…

Lebron doesn’t care about anything besides Lebron, and that’s one of the reasons he’s always been so controversial. He wants top-billing and max pay, but also wants another 2-3 superstars on the team who should also be paid top dollar (just less than his)... then when things don’t work out, he’s ready to throw out…

How the fuck is Golden State not winning “legitimately”? They drafted every starting player on their roster except for Durant.

I would absolutely hit it.

Why is Borat wearing the yellow jersey??

Seems like he’s just setting himself up for a run at the presidency.

Anyone else jackin’ it to this, or just me?

Right, but somehow when I have conversations at the tennis courts with 18-year-old boys about their underwear I’m in the wrong? SMH.

“They certainly don’t smell like regulation underwear either sir.”

Surely more:

Bisping is a fluke champion and he’s going to get destroyed by Whittaker.

Man, the Intercontinental Championship Belt still gets no respect.

Double Penetration, Vaginal Ennui

I kinda want to type DPVE in a porn site search, but I’m also terrified something would show up.