Yup. Professional victim. That’s her career.

holy shit! You can buy dogs that bite Lena Dunham? Sign me up.

I hate people that use pets as props.

passing is for sissies. this is ‘Murica, real men learn to dunk in yer face!

Lighten up, Francis.

The strangest thing about that is which side of the line UFC and WWE are on. I would have bet good money it would have been the otherway.

At this stage I believe Repubs/right wingers/whatever think “hypocrisy” is a medical condition or a type of wheat.

“being disrespectful towards our government”

“C-Span is looking to move on from its ‘take random calls from unemployed racist cranks’ model of controversy-ginning”

You can’t work for a guy named Shanks and have any perceptible feeling of job security. Same goes for anyone working for ESPN President Bill Turnsonyou and CNN Head of Infotainment Murray Trapdoor.

It’s a shame he didn’t live long enough to die in prison.

Think of how fucking low you have to be to let the NCAA gain the moral high ground on you.

Penn State people are insane about JoePa. Otherwise smart people put their goddamn tin foil hats on if you mention Paterno. It’s the strangest thing.

They literally have beach police who will come around who will stop you if your hole gets to any decent size and they will fill in your hole.

It just confirms furtherthat he’s a gold plated turd. He tries so hard to pretend to be classy, but deep down he has zero respect for manners, integrity, and morals

We have to at least wait until after the commercial break.

Yeah, there were 2 years between the Watergate break-in and Nixon’s resignation (a period of time during which he won re-election). People are going full Keith Olbermann and thinking that this whole thing will be over in a week. Strap in, this is going to take years.

“We shouldn’t look further into Russian connections because we haven’t found anything yet”

Good news! Trump would like to hire you to be head of the investigation after he fires Mueller.