So a guy goes to the doctor and the doctor says, “what’s wrong with you” and the guy says, “I have opioid-induced constipation” and the doctor says OIC

I don’t get the appeal for the coconut flavor. It tastes like I’m drinking sunscreen.

Eat, sleep, train.

Is this the new “unread mail” brag?

13 strikes and a grand slam. It’s like a Denny’s restaurant health inspection grade.

It’s been replaced by the new Trump Step. MAKE EVEREST GREAT AGAIN!

The question every Houstonian eventually asks themselves!

So we’re hanging our hopes on an old, hurt PG that’s never done anything in the postseason and one half the Warriors played like crap before winning anyway?

A new official Marlins clipboard will be contracted out to a third party and subsidized by South Florida taxpayers.

Like yeah, it’s ridiculous to use your work email for porn purchases, but this is extremely fucked up. Publicly putting someone’s personal affairs on front street like this is beyond the pale and should be a crime.

paying for porn should be a fireable offense

It will go down as a foul ball, but that was almost a sack fly.

On the one hand, sex shaming sucks and he should be allowed to get his freak on.

And honestly, for many of them, those traits actually are pluses according to their worldview.

Asked about his secret, Dumoulin said, “I just put a bunch of shit behind me.”

This wouldn’t be happening if <COMMISSIONER> had put a team in <TRUE ARENA FOOTBALL TOWN> instead of Baltimore!

The egregiously expensive MSRP of all the gear they are getting and the value of parking/attending is probably more expensive than the entire volunteer price. Greedy tournament directors trick you into paying to watch a week’s worth of golf while significantly enhancing their bottom line. Those who step up for this…

Let’s all just assume he hasn’t, and he’s basically hustling free tickets out of tournament officials.

I love when my employer decides to pay me with shit I don’t want, instead of money.

FFS Samer, add some Goddamned detail to the post. Will this or won’t this count for court-ordered community service?