I started reading Outkick the Coverage based on the cred I gave him for his book Dixieland Delight that focused on SEC football and is a pretty good read. Aside from his mailbag, that Fox owned website has gone straight down the shitter. They post tv reviews of some sort, get fucking lost. Two things have transpired…

Scratching my head over my own poor reading comprehension, I was going to commiserate with you until I noticed that you didn’t bother to capitalize your sentences, which leads to fuck you.

Is inserting 23 hyperlinks a survival tool of the contemporary writer, or just a scattered annoyance?

I was growing tired of Travis’ self-important drivel and cheesy-shit television critiquing website. The head lice piece was the end. Entitled piece of shit writing a Manifesto decrying the outrageousness of an airline denying admittance of his lice head kid onto the plane. Bookmark deleted the day I read that garbage…

I was for an excited moment, believing that it was a ginormous Cinabon. Processed preserved meat? Fuck that. Quadruple saturated carbohydrate death injection by cinnamon roll? Oh hell yes!

We notice the little things in my household. And that includes Doris’ handwork with the mic. The best.

Fuck Qatar and that extremely douchey looking soccer boy.

Residual heat to melt my cheese? Just STFU! I can melt a god damn piece of cheese with the grill heat without having a molten lava runoff you fucking twit. You sound like some pussy apartment dwelling balcony griller.

Neither does ICE. What’s your point you fucking idiot?

God damn wierdos everywhere. Dude in red is no different.

Had you worked harder, you would have seen the car coming.

Same here. I didn’t notice that little shit Rubio until about the 7th or 8th time through. As a fellow Floridian, the urge to besmirch him here was instantaneous. How on earth did this pint-sized suck up get where he is? One fucking word, money! Biography embellishing, vacillating, lying (Cheeto has ruined this word),…

McCain comes off the DL and steps to the plate with two outs in the bottom of the ninth. Walk off homer. McConnell’s secret hanging slider got jacked outta the park. Kindly go fuck yourself Mitch McConnell.

The main reason he left Miami was for that exact thing. Sees himself as bigger than the whole, as player/coach/GM. Riley say no no Bron Bron.

And I believe after the initial finishers, it’s anything more than a bike length creates a time split.

Konta needs to yield.

I laughed, I cried, I vomited.

In a basic mode of humor, this is so underrated.

We all know someone like that in real life. Needy fucking idiots.

Eliminate the ninnies and the twits.