WWE fans lean left? Bull-fucking-shit!

Forgive me. I’ve lived in the Bad Headline state my whole life and really have no idea what a “Florida Man” is. Would you please explain ?

I continue to be embarrassed for Michael Stipe, even to this day.

Now retired Phyllis is all moist.

All I see in this spot is Erika Eleniak’s breasts.

Three weeks of drama. I’ve always said there is nothing more joyous than the face of a man who has just won a stage of the TDF. Plus you get a free trip to France from your sofa. Greatest sporting event in the world.

Three things keeping Sagan from winning a grand tour: lacks protective team, lacks time trial skills, lacks pure climbing body type. The main contenders all weigh slightly more than a box of paperclips. Sagan will continue to freelance with incredible results. If he’s in the mix at the end of anything other than a…

Pit him against Cav in an uphill sprint finish and he SMOKES Cav. Sorry Manx Missle, no lead out.

I don’t like baseball. Fuck baseball.

I will piss myself with joy if Mueller can eventually subpoena his tax returns. There will be a web of Russian money that his crew gets entangled in. He’ll be part of that party and the subpoena will be issued. Can’t wait.

Underrated comment. Have a star.

Mueller will patiently build his case and then unleash a shit-storm on Cheetoini prior to mid-terms. How many times have we heard “that is classified and I can’t speak about it?” It will all come out and this orange glutton will be turned on by EVERYONE.

Straight to the bottom of the conversation. Okay, I’m fucked.

I understand and accept that I am sentenced to grey for eternity, but what does it actually take to get out of grey prison?

How many bro’s can you fit in one theatre?

You’re fucked. I laughed.

Wrong.

Is a softball pitch count even remotely similar to a baseball pitch count?

This is truly the heart of the matter.

Dancing With the Stars, line one.