Sit, rollover, play dead.

A better GIF would show him trying to slow down too quickly, catapulting over the front of the bike, catching his legs on the handlebars, and face-planting.

More likely some jakdik pulling on a vaporizer.

At least this isn’t over the top.

Floating diarrhea prison.

Crentist.

The requisite shots of Tiger lamenting a blown shot used to be alarming but are now just old and sad.

Please just make these highly annoying bimbos go away forever.

+1 , You're a horrible person

That is the most disturbing thing that I have ever seen.

Lighten up people. Don't you understand he was dissed?

Speak American!

Reeled me in and set the hook brilliantly.

There is a degree of cargo short offensiveness. There are shorts that have some useful pockets, maybe on the side but with sensible proportions. Then there are these fucking circus tent cargo shorts with pockets large enough to smuggle zoo animals in. Preferred by lesbians as well, which doesn't help the cause.

Run up from behind and hug him. And then lots of shoving Looked fake to me.

Operative phrase: God-given authority.

My wife is being treated for breast cancer. Both of those money grubbing fucks, NFL and SGK can eat a bowl of dicks in olive oil. $$$$... FUCK YOU

She's hot but not worth eight pictures. I see hotter women than her regularly at my local mall. By the time she hits 30 she'll look like she's been doing hard labor in a rice field.

Watching him simply speak made me shudder. I truly couldn't get through that 32 second clip.

You missed the point dumb ass. Fuck PSU. Those jokes/insults are about as tired and lame as it gets, like you. It went right over your head fool. Only a fucking moron like yourself would transition from a tOSU piece in 2014, to PSU/Sandusky. Clueless fucking idiot.