When after you have been subdued, an overzealous coach YANKS up by your possibly BROKEN COLLARBONE and drags you off the field. You are a shining example of stupid internets people.

A Penn State joke? More evidence of what a dumb douche you are.

You're ignorant. Regardless of what a dumb douchebag the streaker is, he was likely dealt a broken collarbone. Only to be yanked up by his COLLAR and dragged off the field. tOSU is in a world of shit on this one.

Yanking him off the field with a broken collarbone should yield 200-300k. Nice.

Clay Travis tried to tell us how awesome mobile is and how much we like him on mobile. Went on to sell his soul to Fox at the expense of his blogs integrity. Fuck mobile, fuck you Travis.

I'm hoping an enormous sink hole will swallow up every UFC fighter and fan. Done. Fuck you.

The inability of commenters to recognize a joke is painfully embarrassing and a sad commentary on the stunted literary intellect of the average inter webs mongrel.

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I would rather be trampled than listen to another measure of that shrew woman's singing.

Apparently The Hogs taught us nothing.

Much cooler to hit giant tires with sledge hammers, skip a little rope and then have team coming out of tunnel using monkey bars.

This.

Day five I would drop a peanut shit that would make P.T. Barnum blush.

Who gives a shit about you loving football and using that as a reason to watch morbid fucking baseball games that drone on till midnight. Fuck you and marathon baseball.

The internet is way more interesting than baseball. Fuck you baseball.

I'm as mellow as they come and I also would have smacked that fat fuck upside his head. That clueless tubbo probably runs over kittens with his lawnmower.

Some Gawker rocket scientist at it again. Pending approval? Approve this. Fuck you!

That armband is so sweet. Go ahead and ink it up...bro. It will compliment your cross tat.

Few things will make me grab for the remote quicker than her dome.

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