It's just so damn much easier to DVR and start viewing an hour or so after the game starts and not be force fed auto and insurance ads. I realize that this blows fuses for most sports fans. THE GAME IS ON !!!!! Baseball? Who cares, the internet has fucking ruined it.

I love the internet. I love the fucking internet. The internet has ruined more things than anyone can possibly list.

Yet another example of goatsploitation. He went for a bike ride, read a little, enjoyed a cocktail just like any normal goat would. Now he's trying to relax and you make a sideshow out of him? Disgusting. Oh, it's okay because meerkats are leering at him like he's a fucking Degas? Cancel my subscription. I'm out.

Isn't this the same society that has a penis festival?

+23:1 You sacrilegious fucking genius.

First city to have street lights? Now that'll land the guy you want. If I was reduced to posting that list as an historical qualification, I would just chug Drano. Crawl back into your clueless hole you rusted brain dimwit.

+1 Check please.

+1 Can someone please close the internets now.

You are a special kind of stupid. I'm sending the thought police over to impound your computer.

He ordered a Heineken bucket. Say no more.

There is already so much dysfunction in our society that I don't need to see this event as a sad commentary on American values. Instead I automatically think about the gastrointestinal aftermath of this activity as well as the disgusting acts of self-humiliation that go into "training" for this garbage. I have to…

win.

In this World Cup, I've now seen two game changing free kicks awarded as a result of this pussified flopping. I'm trying real hard to be a soccer fan but I will never jump on board as long as I have to watch about ten minutes per match of guys faking whatever the hell it is that they're faking. It's the opposite of…

The sport of Neanderthals.

All media have been distorting the line between news and entertainment for years. Apparently you don't know the difference between the two as you have been duped by this.

I'm a man top to bottom. MMA /UFC sucks.

The black sox ruined the entire fantasy. Damn.

HA! +1

I'm just creeped out by those Carnival trannys covered in sequins and feathers that are passed off as women.

It's wildly funny and got enormous play in the market because it was so. You obviously have a stick up your ass and cannot on any level relate to the highly humorous bit that Dan provided as a release of emotions that was pent up from years of hearing every asshole in America, including you, try to dismiss them or…