When you run ultra marathons, you feel like the car actually did hit you. Try one.

That just sucked Deadspin.

Tear down this team Mr. Bird. Tear down this team.

I'm a runner, that was funny.

So so clever. It just hit me like a V-8 what that number looks like..OMG...LOL'z.

Go get some more tats you inbred bro-hat bloated rogue.

The old "refs jobbed em" nonsense. Fool.

Eat a turd you bitter clown. Ray Allen hit the greatest shot in Heat history. He will always be remembered. Now go watch a fawkin Sawx game Sully. (hands bitter Celtics fan a tissue)

My god the forehead on that woman. Frightful.

That's really what you deserve when you are a yellow shirt wearing bro who call's Griffin a "punk."

"patriarch shielding the woman....?" Shut the fuck up.

You can partly blame the internet for further shortening our already frighteningly short attention spans, reducing viewers abilities to think before reacting (tweeting stupid shit). I'm not making excuses for your average dimwit but the network should have occasionally mentioned that there were two broadcasts. I…

We have your winner folks.

The funny part is that Gordon further annoys you by simply ignoring you. Hopefully you will soon spin off an icy highway and meet up with a bridge embuttment.

Instruments make sounds. People make music you fucking clod.

I have fully immersed myself in pub and craft beers for the last year and I have to say with a completely straight face that all of the beer on that list is straight shit. Bud Light Platinum? Fuck you. Ball game beer.

Has that coke grin going.

He was using a WNBA ball.

30 seconds was plenty.

But mostly, that is the dumbest redneckiest manufactured name I have ever heard. Go drink a Skoal spittoon....Dierks.