You mean, you have one on your house, not on your computer?

If the autobots looked anything like those two there'd be a shitstorm.

That's because the animation sucked.

You think she doesn't look hot? You must be gay.

I guess the name "Captain America" is a big turn-off for most. Still, seeing how successful his movies are and how they portray him, I guess these stereotypes for Captain America are finally gone.

Captain America started off just as stupid as this video describes him, he was basically the superhero personification of war propaganda. Thank god for Stan & Kirby's take on him on the Silver Age.

Ok. No one cares.

You think this guy didn't play the game normally before speedrunning?

Exploiting is not the same same thing as hacking.

Ron Perlman's narration sealed the deal, too.

Don't you get freaked out by the turtles looking at your naked body?

Crusades? There are still all sorts of religious dumbasses killing people in the name of god. Of course, a guy saying that he killed someone in the name of god isn't gonna get as much attention from the media as he would have if he blamed Grand Theft Auto instead.

I didn't, not only is it a waste of a PS4, but also a waste of her kids. They're growing up to be morons.

That's why I don't think the joke is funny.

Not everyone is like this, I have found about 3 people in my time that were actually looking for a ride. We ended up trying (but failing) to steal jets on an army base. That shit was fun.

I should probably dress up as Gollum and scare people in the woods, that'd be awesome.

Pool Murders

Pools have been a staple in the series since the very first game game in 2000 and toddlers are a li since 2004.

After a quick CTRL + F, you can see they didn't really say that.

Max Payne 3 didn't.