Do you really think Rockstar would lose all those Steam sales and move to Origin? Also, it doesn't need GFWL, it already has Social Club.

What I mean is, the game is silly and cartoonish, that's in Mortal Kombat's very nature. The over-the-top violence plays a big part on this, the moves are so impossible that you can't help but laugh at it.

It's the opposite if you can't pull off the fatality.

"If characters actually suffered performance degradation and/or "countdown til' their own demise from mortally-inflicted wounds" effects, it would be less cartoonish and ineffectual to me."

And it did sink, the 2000's were a baaaad time for the franchise.

According to your logic, the roster should be consisted of straight white males because that way, no racists/misogynists/homophobes will be able to inflict violence on the minorities!

That is a brilliant joke, sir.

Go play some text adventures, then.

Exactly, this was the only way for me to play Conviction after that shitty Uplay service came in.

He's probably user-created.

Maybe you create him yourself? A la Saints Row.

Just kill them, aren't you Agent 47?

Imagine seeing a skeleton with a green tunic on a forest somewhere, much like the guy Indiana on the fridge in Fallout: New Vegas.

What? Are you high?

It doesn't look so bad in 800x600.

Read the article, you lazy bum!

The gif version kinda ruins it...

"The world is changing," Wilson said. "This Hollywood blockbuster mentality of 'keep all of the information to yourself' is not something that makes sense in today's world.

Didn't the Joker kill her?