I’m sure Pitino will drown out his sorrows in a local Louisville prostitute.

*BOOM*

I totally get the minutia of the salary cap, bonuses, payment schedules et al., and understand the $9M in question has already cleared the bank.

I miss when you had to draw your sex organ and mail it across the country in the hopes that the horse drawn carriage pulling your mail across the rugged, undeveloped landscape becomes waylaid by a pack of female bandits who seize the mail, find your hand drawn sex organ, and eventually track you down because, my man,…

Batman's superpower is wealth and white privilege. Powerful. BUT LAME.

I mean, this list has not one but two psycho billionaire fascists in the top seven. What the fuck is wrong with Deadspin.

I'd just like to go on the record that Batman is the worst superhero of all, Superman is cool, and you can all go straight to hell.

I find it very hard to believe that this movie is not utter garbage.

This is the slippery slope that leads to you celebrating Tim Tebow's birthday.

The thing about writing a piece in which you lay out the reasons why you appreciate a player even though there are legitimate criticisms to be made of him is that you see a dumbfuck comment like this and get exasperated over just how stupid a lot of sports fans are, and just how little point there is in writing…

First of all, I'm saddened to hear this news - my condolences to the Warrior's wife & daughters in this hard time.
I've got quite the Ultimate Warrior story for all of you. When I was in 6th grade, I lived in Foster City, California - just a little South of San Francisco. Every month or two, when the WWF would make…

cf. Cristiano Ronaldo, Mario Balotelli and their time in the Premier League. England is less without them.

First they came for Jim Nantz, but I didn't say anything because it was Jim Nantz. Then they came for Steve Kerr and I said, "by all means, please take Steve Kerr."

ha, well you caught me in the classic kinja trap. I don't read links.

"I think a better joke is to point to the depths and the roots of white supremacy, not simply joking about the Ku Klux Klan, not simply joking about Dan Snyder. But actually, like, when are we actually going to have these conversations about how white supremacy has caused Orientalism, slavery and genocide?"

"Will Jackson Make Washington Better?"

I really don't understand the "He's a pro now so it's his responsibility to cut ties with people that might damage his image" argument. Those friends of his only "damage" his image when people decide to unfairly judge Jackson based on his associations.

Still better than Marchman's cereal list.

"Most student-athletes get redshirted in their first year, and receive one year of grad school payed for in their fifth year of eligibility."