Thunderdome this, thunderdome that...look, can't we all just get BEYOND thunderdome?

It was about time they took down the old sign.

Talented, Arrogant, and Brak

"Eh, what are you gonna do? You lose some, you lose some."

Roger Goodell: [launches AOL — waits — opens private web browser]

Look, I don't know how Budweiser is connected, but I can tell you from things I heard from people who actually knew her that Terri Schiavo was a first class bitch. Not only did she frequently browbeat her husband in public, she was also rude to store clerks, restaurant waitstaff and even an off-duty fireman who once…

Eli, on the other hand, would never mess with that "light" shit. He goes right for the crafts.

Sorry I can't hear you over the eight league suspensions in three years.

"Flag."

Please, as if Saints getting mauled before an arena of rabid spectators is news these days.

Shouldn't Odens be "Sam Bowie"?

"Am I watching Batman?" -Dee Dee McCarron

Other common Jets throwbacks:

More like Revis-its, AMIRITE?

Well at least this settles the whole debate about whether D.C. is a Northern town or a Southern town . . . . putting your balls in the hands of your Cousins is a time-honored tradition in the South.

You're crazy for this one, Ray.

Our idea was to make a mockery and farce of the increasingly solemn and absurd election process

I have one of the Best Fans in the Nation in my office.

This morning I heard about how Boston overly celebrates and how some men shouldn't grow beards.