Ironically, DJ Khalid *does.*

Shame we didn’t get to see 90 minutes of CL final from the best player in the world this year. But sure. They have no chance anymore.

There was only ever one AI, and it isn’t Iguodala.

This was surprisingly easy to masturbate to.

Is Tree Rollins available?

Obviously the answer is to have Jay Leno be the comedian every year. I’ve never found anything less funny or pointed!

Or you could burn your DVDs to a hard drive, get a PLEX account, and not deal with the DVDs ever taking up space in your home ever again. Want to buy a new DVD at the pawn shop or something? You can do that... just burn it to your hard drive.

I’m quite certain that the directive to “correct the record” came from above the guy running the Pats Twitter account.

People who like neon green or purple cars also probably insist on having other people call them “big daddy.”

Missoula the dog. She is a very good girl.

Lets*

You seem really fun.

He's absolutely right. Let's suspend him.

It's been a long time coming, but I'm proud to state, finally, that I root for top-of-the-table LFC.

Do you know where my dad is?

Totally agree. I'm something of a connoisseur of breakfast burritos (why yes, my mother is VERY proud) and back in the day, TB actually did a pretty damn good one.

Sounds like you watch wrasslin'.

Doubtful. But if finding "some dipshit" to read your dumbass screed is the height of your existence, I wish you all the best of luck in life.

Just wait til Greggggggggggg Easterbrook gets ahold of this information.

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