You don't think those promos are relevant to discussing the man, his demons, and what might have been a sadly insane mind?

Gosh, it's almost like this online publishing thing is competitive or something.

Absolutely, 1000% agreed.

Good writing remains good writing over time.

I think #7 was written by Emmit Smith.

Oddly enough, that's pretty common among several of my wannabe comedian friends. They figure it out soon enough, but before they do, it looks a lot like this.

It would affect the pocketbooks of the parents of these kids. Each doc visit is a copay. That'll get expensive in a hurry.

SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN, PINKY.

Um... it's me?

So. She's a moron. "I don't think people understand my comedy!" That's because nobody knows who the fuck you are. And tomorrow, that will be true once again.

You're really not.

I really miss Franz. Teeth Dreams is lovely, but... I really, REALLY miss Franz.

Also: Steve Zahn is wonderful. Oddly underrated comic timing, really smart. Steals every scene in That Thing You Do! and was just ridiculous with Jack Black in Saving Silverman.

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I've been a strip club DJ. I was working in radio, and one of my coworkers was a DJ there, said they had an opening (HEY-OOOOOH) and so I went there at lunch and spun for an hour.

He's either hammered drunk, or they woke him up for this interview like three minutes before he was on.

Point to the spot where he asked for special recognition or consideration on the football field.

You clearly agree with the fan.

That hair/lipstick combo alone was worth 4.5 from the Russian judge.