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God... me too.

Agreed. And I say that as a member of the PFWA.

I hate/love you right now.

No one in Seattle will care until the Skittle Sausage is part of a winning recipe on Top Chef.

So that's a "no" then?

If you could show me the camera angle that shows Welker's eyes looking directly at the DB, that would be just terrific. I'll wait.

You should cry more. HIS STATED PURPOSE WAS TO MAKE THE DB GO AROUND HIM. That's called a "rub" play, which is similar to a "pick" play.

Right. I'M the one jumping to conclusions. You're the one judging his intent, but I'M jumping to conclusions.

Right, only not the same at all.

"Beefmeter" new band name I call it.

So it's his assertion that a 5'10" player who missed the last month of the season with concussion problems intentionally went after a bigger, stronger guy in an attempt to hurt him?

Yes, how dare he walk down the street. He should know better.

Gosh, why would anyone think Seahawks fans are insufferable?

Well no shit. The Ravens won a Super Bowl on that nonsense just last year.

Do you know how football works? Did you miss the other angle that "clearly" shows that the ball went forward from Manning's hand?

So now you guys are going to make me not-hate Dan LeBetard? Great.

Yeah. Me too.

I'm just excited for Brook Lopez to sub into the game so we can hear Jason Kidd yelling "WHERE BROOKLYN AT? WHERE BROOKLYN AT?"

They put the lines where they do to get the action. The action shows that they're headed towards a 5 point or so spread by kickoff.

The Broncos had beaten the Ravens by 14 (and led by 24 at one point) in Baltimore last year too. That line seemed to fit, and I STILL didn't want to bet it.