I'm a Broncos fan and I actually agree. The betting trend is moving in SD's direction, though, so you'll probably see that thing move to 5.5 or 6.5 by gametime.

Fuck you, Roger. Stop attempting to dilute your fucking product.

+1 nap at a stop light

Yeah, that's rough. If I make it two weeks I will be really proud of myself, honestly. Tending bar, at a neighborhood spot where everyone knows everyone, there are a lot of offers of free shots/beers, and always the welcome Shift Drink, so...

CHUCKSTRONG II: THE CHARLIE STRONG STORY

I'll do it, starting today. Since I'm a bartender, this will be a special kind of torture.

You've certainly got the self-righteous smugness down. Kudos.

Bill Vinovich got an assignment too, which is remarkable given his propensity to screw up entire playoff games, like last year's Broncos/Ravens game in Denver. Good lord, that was a poorly-called game.

Cool story, bro.

And in 9/10 cases, the scorers don't *realize* it's a lateral. If there weren't so many eyes on Peyton breaking a record (in the first fucking half), particularly by bored (and likely out of work) Pats fans, we wouldn't be having this conversation.

Or the kicker could make a 41 yard kick and it doesn't fucking matter how many guys were on which side of the center.

And yet it's generally scored as a pass, not a run.

Hi. Reading comprehension. Duz u has it?

So any pass that isn't thrown forward isn't a pass at all? Is that the rule? What about bubble screens? Do those not ever count as passes?

I remember those. Just hideous. The Anaheim Angels jersey was particularly vomit-inducing, though the Mariners kits also left much to be desired.

Ah, the wonders of immediate punditry.

Am I the only one who wants to see the footage from his camera?

I'm trying to see this from your point of view, but I'm having difficulty getting my head all the way up my ass.

"A lot has changed since Baby Got Back."

-Sir Mix-A-Lot

Now get a Pro Football Hall of Fame vote and all will be well.