I suppose Terminator: Jump the Shark would’ve been too obvious?

Y’know, universe, we really didn’t need any more proof that there is no god...

Opinions are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every asshole gets one.

Highlander: there can be only one... movie. Bizarrely persistent Internet rumors to the contrary, no sequel to the 1986 movie has ever been made.

Ummm... I’m gonna say no.

Let’s see: could a movie about an angel who creates an alternate timeline secretly be an SF/F story?  That’s just crazy talk, man!

So how many children will be traumatized thanks to nimrod parents who assume a movie about rabbits must be for kids?

500 quatloos this is the last we hear of this movie.

“Do animals grift each other?”

500 quatloos JJ Abrams announces Overlord is a Cloverfield movie 5 minutes after its official release.

I didn’t know there was such a state...

A Hanna-Barbera cinematic universe?  There is no god...

As Jo Walton says, they’ve been hit by the suck fairy...

Scott Adams is a great cartoonist but he has no idea what he’s talking about when it comes to the impact of technology on our housing choices outside of cartooning.

A Dr Who season without Daleks or Cyberman? That’s just heresy! /snark

“Donald Jr is losing it”

Well, she did say “oops...”

Why so serious?

In the name of all that holy, why?

Cthulhu found out he was too old to eat pizza just before bed.