I’ll give that one 1.5 Pastis.

With the scenario written by Mick!

Anyone else old enough to remember when MTV played music videos?

Medieval Vikings with Scottish accents!

Meatloaf.. er, Drizzt again?

X-Files, “Clyde Bruckman’s Final Repose”

They killed Thrawn?

Go read the Goblins comic, or google “Tucker’s Kobolds” to see what can be done to make ”wimp” monsters more interesting.

Make the Strategic Information Service canonical, and give us James Bond in space...

Are you pondering what I’m pondering?

Two Stallones in one movie would exceed the Critical Awesomeness Threshold and blow up the world. Two Schneiders in one movie would destroy the world in other ways...

royal je nIm wIb ngogh

I can see it now...

How does Burnham make captain? Via Klingon promotions, obviously...

You’ll be hearing from the blob fish’s lawyer in the morning...

That is just wrong in so many ways...

It looks like an overfed, mutant tribble. I’m disgusted and repulsed and... and I can’t look away. 

Which MCU characters are Skrulls? All of them, dude.

There’s this amazing new technology called a scabbard, which you could stick the sword in so it doesn’t cut you...