Thank you for warning us about this.

Duke: The lights are growing dim Otto. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am.

Shouldn’t the “lightside” cookies be... I dunno, light?

I grew up in Texas, nimrod, and have lived in California (LA) for the last quarter century. Would say I have pretty good grounds for my descriptions of both places.

Per Wikipedia, the 2020 Invisible Man grossed “a worldwide total of $144.5 million, against a production budget of $7 million.” Also per Wikipedia, it won multiple awards from both “niche” (e.g., the Saturn Awards) and mainstream (e.g., the San Diego Film Critics Society) organizations. How the hell does that qualify…

Texas is as reactionary/wingnut as you can get. California is the archetype of left wing. You really think they’re gonna form an alliance?

I suppose I should wait for the movie to be come out and be reviewed, but... every time I see the trailer, and there’s that line about Texas and California working together, I hear a record screech and ask “Who’s dumb enough to think *that* could ever happen?”

I wanna see a Yautja throw down with Machete.

The Phantom Plotline is being reissued? Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?

Ooh, I’ve been burned by an anonymous nimrod on the intertubes. Woe! Woe is me! Woe! Woe!

Gillian Anderson Is Joining Tron 3

Andy Serkis wasn’t even nominated?

J.J. Abrams will produce a new Star Trek movie set on the Kelvin timeline, before his 2009 film.

Thank you Jesus! There is a God!

How do I like my remakes? Unmade.

What will the title be? It Still Follows? It Follows Again?

“Blink” isn’t bad... but “Midnight,” with its completely unexplained entity that even freaks the Doctor, is much better.

If ya wanna make guests wig out via The X-Files, play them “Home”.

Barbie Is Officially the U.S. Box-Office Champ [To Date] of 2023

Why doesn’t Greyhawk get any love anymore?