Barbie Is Officially the U.S. Box-Office Champ [To Date] of 2023

Why doesn’t Greyhawk get any love anymore?

What did she do to deserve this?

Would it be irresponsible to speculate? It would be irresponsible not too!

This is indeed the darkest timeline.

The caller was stoned.

For “free”—if you consider getting hit with ads ca. every 3 minutes free.

Because that produces more page clicks/ad views.

No Car Wars?

Having affairs while condemning the little people for their immorality is a very traditional position.

Do you deliver?

Seriously, God, we get the point. The world is ending. Enough with the omens and just drop the asteroid already.

Just like a paperback novel
The kind the drugstore sells
When you reach the part where the heartaches
Come the hero would be me
Heroes often fail
And you won’t read that book again
Because the ending’s just too hard to take

You are not of the body!

Oh, there’s gonna be so much wingnut butthurt all over the intertubes today...

Jared Kushner Is a Goddamn Idiot

And now I’m imagining Miller having sex...

Something like an argument about why the listed people really aren’t good actors might be nice....

Opinions are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every asshole gets one.