Declaring this 9 paragraphs into the review—and after describing 2 deaths and Barry’s capture—seems a tad... disingenuous

Not milk nostalgia for a few bucks by remaking a movie? That’s just crazy talk, man!

So Pennywise has a sister?

This is why, for example, Oliver Queen in Arrow had such bad chemistry with Laurel Lance that he was more romantically compatible with every other female character on the show, including his mother.

JA was “so bad it’s good”; WotT was “so bad it’s horrible”.

...starring Megan Fox, Will Arnett, Stephen Amell, Tyler Perry and Laura Linney.

Nah... that has to be a user!

I’d stick in a “Something About Mary” GIF here, but it probably wouldn’t clear comment review...

Hello. My name is Gorilla Grodd. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

He played the bagpipes inside the ISS—and he didn’t end up going EVA sans spacesuit? His fellow crewmembers have remarkable self-restraint...

Surely a red-shirt centric show would need a new cast every week!

TMI, dude!

“[A] nest of camel-spiders, which are of course giant, sentient spiders that have somehow gotten ahold of camels, and now ride them across the post-apocalyptic wasteland.”

Here’s the tl:dr for thermodynamics: you can’t win; you can’t break even; you can’t get out of the game.

Typical PUA: just won’t take “no” as an answer...

But they are also cautionary tales about romanticizing space life, especially when our own planet is so perfectly suited to our evolutionary needs.

That would be a Black Templar Space Marine from Warhammer 40K

Jessica Fletcher was not a detective: she was a serial killer who hypnotised people into claiming responsibility for her killings.

No glimpses of the Mi-go and their cyclopian cities yet? How disappointing...

A list of Warhammer’s biggest mofos that doesn’t include Gotrek? It’s a FAAAAAAKE!