Well now I want Joe Biden to be Barret in the remake.

Grossi: [accuses Browns of conspiring with Barnwell]

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

What it “is” is without any single doubt, above all else and an absolute truth, it IS not something Lance Armstrong can say.

So it is not just cops that take a shot when your hands are up.

Were you hoping for an in-game revelation that the hookshot was cut? Have you been anticipating the moment, 100 hours into Breath of the Wild, where Ganon looks at Link with a sinister smile and says, “There’s no hookshot!” Were you hoping to spend 400 hours uncovering every inch of Breath of the Wild’s massive world…

“The grandpa sprints around like a maniac at night because he never got over Jesse Owens beating him in the Olympic qualifiers.”

but why would an old white lady want a black body

An old friend of mine was/is a TSA agent at Logan airport and told me this:

If Jay Cutler is calling the shots then he’s likely to end up on a completely different team than the one he’s intending to go to

The best part is he never joined the basketball team, and the incident happened two years ago.

They sneak it up on you too, because by the time they introduce the idea that motivation matters you’ve moved well into acceptance that Tahani got points for what she did rather than why she did it.

Washington football: the open boxcar of the NFL.

This isn’t even a big deal. Jim Tomsula has already patched it up with some used floss and his homemade glue (chewed mulch mixed with sewage mud).

I was really hoping the solution to this was that she actually had no legs and would then get to make the entire internet feel guilty simultaneously. Imagine the power!

Kudos to Alex Smith for playing along with this. Let’s give him a big hand.

This is also the first time I’ve seen “forcible” in an article about a QB not named Roethlisberger.

You know what they say, where there’s smoke there’s fire Jose Mourinho.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.