Maybe it will be good for Penn State to get a sense of how it feels to have its case ignored.

I also take boner pills because I have a huge penis that functions properly and for no other reason.

It’s time to reach out to the back-up quarterbacks, Beef Binkles and Blart Boofles. If that fails we’re going to the practice squad to get Burp Bangles some reps.

I would say Rodgers is mailing it in, but apparently no one’s received even a birthday card from him in years.

Wait, that’s not right. Jruraisotfmlbjjl isn’t how you spell Benghazi.

Two of everything, except points.

Well ain’t his face a geographical oddity. It’s two weeks away from any kind of facial hair.

Even if that is what he meant, he is such a colossal idiot with language skills which appear to be stunted at a 5th grade level that he can’t help but punch himself in the nuts over and over again.

Those same scouts were responsible for the Browns previous draft choices.

Actually, yes. Shit.

it’s rare that I see a California anything that doesn’t automatically include Avocado.

Strip their NCAA accreditation. Strip their funding. Burn the buildings to the ground. Penn State University will always and forever stand for placing football over the health and well being of children. The great enablers of child rape. Rot in hell forever, Penn State University.

Let’s ask Mr. Owl!

As a final fitting tribute to the punter, the family gives up possessions.

Might want a rewrite, Drew.

-Kansas City Chefs

Yes, they said it was a complete tear.

Yup, that’s what it sounded like.

Who else is here because they thought it was going to be a story about Donovan McNabb?